Sexy vintage web game Lou Paradis
Lou Paradis is an unusual Flash-based web game produced by Submarine Channel back in 2006, featuring the sexy-cutesy art work of Japanese illustrator Radical Suzuki-san. Tongue-in-cheek, politically incorrect, and extremely quirky, Lou Paradis is a hybrid five episode interactive story/game series that hasn’t lost any of its original, incomprehensible charm.
In Lou Paradis, the player takes on the role of Mr. President. But instead of ruling the country, there is a much more important job to do: improve your sex appeal! During the five levels of the game, players must work their charm to advance. As Ru would say, may the best lover win!
Episode 1 – Fire Woman
Vulca is Lou’s flaming firewoman friend and she’s always ready to put out a fire. Or start one for that matter, depending on which buttons you press. But be careful, this sizzling volcano is about to erupt.
Episode 2: Car Wash
If you play with water you’re bound to get soaked. But Lou’s fresh friend Splashy doesn’t seem to mind a wet t-shirt. So fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a very personal car wash experience.
Episode 3: The Farmer
An old school platform game, Donkey Kong style, starring farm girl Milky. Milky has lost her piggies and would love for you to help her out any way you can. And if you’re lucky there’s a juicy reward if you bring the story to a happy end.
Episode 4: Sushi Bar
On this episode Lou will take you to a sushi bar where you’ll meet one of her sweetest friends Sushi Me. Eating surimi will never be the same again. Itadakimasu, bon appetite!
Episode 5: Executive Woman
In the last episode you, Mr. President, will be going up and down the 5 floors of the presidential building. Your offices are filled to the top with wide-eyed, scarcely dressed office secretaries longing for your attention. The access plan in the elevator will give you some hints on what floor to go to. Find the secret access codes and collect hearts, and get ready for a show-stopping finale, with a few ‘big’ surprises!